“C**K PIC?” they ask by Way of Sleazy Introduction

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“C**K PIC?” they ask by way of introduction, and I immediately go off the boil. But why am I so offended by a request to see a picture of my penis? It’s not as if I’m ashamed of my equipment or anything. I’ve got the big Jamaican bamboo going on and proud of it, too. But my dick is not what I lead with when pursuing a sexual encounter.

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So what is it that pisses me off when brothers ask to see my c**k pic online; besides the fact that we’re reducing each other’s worth to the size of random body parts? Perhaps it’s just “my brought-upsy” as a few of my ‘Yardie’ peers might say. Maybe I’m just too damn old-school and proper for this new online world.

The thought of me sending a c**k pic to some random stranger on the internet would have my parents turning in their graves at the length of my stupidity. Not that I think of my parents too often when I’m negotiating sex with random men, but I hope you get my drift. No, siree! I was brought up not dragged up. If you wanna see my c**k, you got to come and whip it out of my pants. I ain’t asking to see your c**k pic before we can meet or get it on.

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And while that may leave me subject to some disappointment should we meet at some point, I do prefer the element of surprise over anything else where casual sex is concerned. I’m much more turned on by the length of your creativity in bed than by the size of your rump or how much you’re packing between the legs.

And I’m a face man, anyway, so your dick or butt size really isn’t that important to me. 👨🏾 Have a clear and recent headshot to share, and we’re almost good to go! I don’t mind showing a bit of topless flesh either if you like. But a full-body shot in clothes is just as fine with me.

God forbid, I should end up like my mate, Allan, who had x-rated pictures of his nether regions plastered all over social media and tagged with his name for all his family, friends, and colleagues to see. You may have nothing to lose, but I do.

C**k pic? Hell, no. Next.
What say you?

2 COMMENTS

  1. You would think that gay dating apps should be more useful in connecting men who want more from life than a string of one-off casual sex hookups with random strangers.

    I can’t be the only brother in the UK who is tired of receiving selfies of white men on their knees, spreading their arse cheeks apart, and enquiring about the size of my “BBC.”

    Don’t get me wrong, I am just as unimpressed by the dick pics I receive from black men on the apps alongside an introductory “Hi.” Because if you’ve seen one stiff dick, you’ve seen them all, believe me. At my age, I’m interested in something more meaningful than another quick roll in the sack with yet another “horny” man.

    Had I known at seventeen when I came out that this is what gay life would be at this point in time, I would have run in the opposite direction and never looked back.

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